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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

(Source: nsfwhumor)

empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

uberfaenatic:

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

can we talk about sebastian stan’s legs for a moment?

(Source: sebuttchinstan)

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

frozen-astrid:

is this frozen?

Don’t let them in 

Don’t let them see

Be the old man you always have to be

(Source: ishallforeverbeadisneyprincess)

relahvant:

drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this

imagine just getting on a train and bam your fav celebrity is sitting there listening to miley cyrus and eating a burrito

texanpanda:

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

i always wake my poor mom from laughing too hard from this shit. she makes the worst glare at this video. “that boy needs jesus” <—- MOM

that is the creepiest video i have ever seen 

(Source: ivvrite)

Prince George’s First Royal Tour

(Source: ravishingtheroyals)